Hair Drug Testing Goofy Ridge, IL

Schedule your hair drug test at our Goofy Ridge, IL drug testing centers. Employment, court ordered. Same day service. Call us today (800) 977-8664 or schedule online. Smart Drug Testing provides Goofy Ridge Illinois hair drug testing with a detection period up to 90 days. Our Goofy Ridge Illinois testing centers are within minutes of your home or office.

Have questions? We can help! Getting a hair drug test can be quite intimidating. We can answer all your questions. In recent years, the method to conduct drug testing has more frequently included a hair drug test. Many employers, courts and Substance Abuse Professionals are requiring a hair drug test instead of a standard urine test.

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Hair drug tests are used by employers who have zero tolerance drug use policies, courts and individuals on probation. The primary advantage of a hair drug test is that it includes a much longer detection period for drug use which typically is up to 90 days. However, when screening for drug use within the last 5 days the urine test continues to be the most accurate test.

Hair drug testing is the only method available that provides up to a 90-day look back period for drug use.  Data has shown that hair drug testing provides almost twice the number of positives because of its longer window of detection (look back period). If a donor has no hair on their body, then a hair test cannot be performed!  

What is the Process for a Hair Drug Test?

FAQ's About Hair Drug Testing

What Drugs are Screened for in a Hair Test?

5 Panel Hair Follicle Drug Test

The 5-panel hair follicle drug test screens for the following

• Amphetamine
• Cocaine
• Marijuana
• Opiates
• Phencyclidine (PCP)

5 Panel w/ Expanded Opiates Hair Follicle Drug Test

The 5-panel w/ expanded Opiates hair drug test screens for the standard 5 drugs but will also screen for Opiate class drugs such as pain killers, which may indicate abuse of prescription drugs.

• Amphetamines (amphetamine, methamphetamine, MDMA, MDA)
• Cocaine (metabolite)
• Marijuana (THC)
• Phencyclidine (PCP)
• Opiates (Codeine Morphine Hydrocodone Heroin (6-monoacetylmorphine (6-AM)
• Expanded Opiates Hydrocodone Hydromorphone Oxycodone Oxymorphone

Introduction to Goofy Ridge

Goofy Ridge, Illinois is a census-designated place in Quiver Township, Mason County, Illinois, United States. As of the 2010 census, its population was 350. Goofy Ridge is given Topeka mailing addresses.

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Years back it was just The Ridge, a camp near the river bank where moonshiners and other carousers met weekly to do their drinking. After some serious drinking one night, a local game warden said he wasn’t too drunk to shoot a walnut off the head of a volunteer. Naturally, someone was drunk enough to volunteer. The game warden placed the tiny target on the volunteer’s head, aimed his .22 rifle, and shot the nut right off. This caper was called by a witness “one damned goofy thing to do,” and the camp was ever after known as Goofy Ridge.

We also offer 9, 12,14 and 17 panel hair tests.  For more information on hair testing or to order a hair drug test in Goofy Ridge, IL, call Smart Drug Testing at 800-977-8664 or pick your test below.

Hair Drug Testing Locations in Goofy Ridge IL

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Hair Drug Testing Locations near Goofy Ridge, Illinois

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• Shabbona
• Glenview
• Mill Creek
• Saint Johns
• Westville
• Moline
• Kenilworth
• Chestnut
• Seaton