Alcohol Testing in Goofy Ridge, IL
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Smart Drug Testing, LLC in Goofy Ridge IL provides alcohol testing including breath alcohol (BAC), ETG alcohol testing utilizing both urine and hair alcohol testing methods. Alcohol testing is provided for employers needing a DOT alcohol test or individuals in need of alcohol testing for court ordered purposes. Smart Drug Testing, LLC also provides DOT physicals, DOT drug testing and DNA testing at locations throughout the Goofy Ridge IL area.
To schedule any type of alcohol test at our Goofy Ridge, IL locations, call our scheduling department. You can also schedule your alcohol test online utilizing our express scheduling registration by selecting your test and completing the Donor Information/Registration Section. You must register for the test prior to proceeding to the testing center.
The zip code you enter will be used to determine the closest alcohol drug testing center which performs the type of test you have selected. A donor pass/registration form with the local testing center address, hours of operation and instructions will be sent to the e-mail address you provided. Take this form with you or have it available on your smart phone to provide to the testing center. No appointment is necessary in most cases. However, you must complete the donor information section and pay for the test at the time of registration.
Smart Drug Testing, LLC is a nationwide company in Goofy Ridge, IL specializing in Drug, Alcohol, DNA testing. DOT Physicals and Background Checks. Tests are administered utilizing urine, oral/ saliva, hair follicle, blood and breath alcohol.
Drug test screening groups commonly used are a 5 panel, 10 panel and 12 panel drug test, (panels specify how many drugs will be screened) however customized screening can be analyzed for drugs such as opiates, bath salts, synthetic cannabinoids and a wide range of prescription drugs.
Smart Drug Testing, LLC in Goofy Ridge, IL also provides customized alcohol as well as drug testing for synthetic marijuana, Ketamine, spice, kratom, bath salts and various opioids including Fentanyl, Oxycodone, Vicodin, Percocet, and others. Prescription drugs can be screened including Adderall, Ritalin, and Suboxone with levels reflecting usage.
Providing exceptional customer service and being available when you need us, is our #1 Priority and we look forward to serving the needs of our clients.
Introduction to Goofy Ridge
Goofy Ridge, Illinois is a census-designated place in Quiver Township, Mason County, Illinois, United States. As of the 2010 census, its population was 350. Goofy Ridge is given Topeka mailing addresses.
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Years back it was just The Ridge, a camp near the river bank where moonshiners and other carousers met weekly to do their drinking. After some serious drinking one night, a local game warden said he wasn’t too drunk to shoot a walnut off the head of a volunteer. Naturally, someone was drunk enough to volunteer. The game warden placed the tiny target on the volunteer’s head, aimed his .22 rifle, and shot the nut right off. This caper was called by a witness “one damned goofy thing to do,” and the camp was ever after known as Goofy Ridge.
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